"LOL" rang clearly in my head a few moments ago when i called citibank to cancel my "identity monitor service". Mind you this would normally be a great thing to have as it tells me all of my credit scores, tells me how to fix my sh** up, and alerts me within minutes of activity that isn’t in my "normal range of activity"(which did backfire once when I was trying to buy something rather large off my debit card)… plus a bunch of other crap. This service as I said has been rather nice, until I ended up jobless and down to my last 400$, it became 12 or 13$ a month I don’t need to spend.

The nice young lady who must have been really well trained to sound american (or was actually from the midwest), tried to offer me a 50$ gift card to what I would say is the weaker end of the corporate axis of evil: Home Depot, Sears, and Wal-mart. Though Sears is just a "Ghetto but just as expensive in most cases as Macy’s" type corporate chain, I still include them.

I mean, why not have a Best Buy gift card(one of the higher end of what I’m now dubbing the CAE). At least then my broke ass would be able to go buy TRUEBLOOD season one, or six+ 4.99 dvds on sale to spend a jobless day watching. "LOL" I know wal-mart would be a good place to get them but I refuse to feed their low payed staff who are barely even qualified to work at McDonalds let alone in a far more populated enterprise such as Wal-Mart. CITIBANK POWER: ACTIVATE! FORM OF… A RETARDED CHIMPANZEE, FORM OF… 7.50$/HR 22HR/WEEK FULL TIME EMPLOYEES WHO PROBABLY HAVE TO GIVE A 45$ COPAY AT THE DOCTORS OFFICE!!!

< /end sarcasm>

One Response to “why does citibank think offering a gift card to the axis of evil will make me keep their service?”

1. yellowstonedogs Says:
   March 24th, 2011 at 6:39 am

   LMAO – you got that off your chest.

   They should offer something really worthwhile – NO FEES!
   Fat chance of that.

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